sunshine-super-clarke's Podcast

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Food For Thought,,,,,

MISS - I was amused to read that Cleethorpes General Hospital has won an award for it's food. I spent some time there last December, during a routine operation to unclench my fist, and I was so unimpressed that, since I was discharged, I have not been back for a meal once. Maybe they should try encouraging more return customers before they go cooking up any more awards.

More reviews from some special extra very people.

"This so-called 'hole in the sky' is just the moon, as usual" (TVs weather man, Timothy 'Fish' McGrew).

"On the contrary. Our figures show that old people like being cold" (TVs weather kettle, T'beg Nambarry)

"This is a fantastic opportunity for the people of Chedlehulme to see my new bike" (TVs weather)

"The boy's definitely got a future at this club, if he could just stop scoring so many goals" (s)

That's not my bike.........

Some more reviews,

Our record in one day cricket this year speaks for itself, but unfortunately I realise that this is of little comfort to the families of those who died, and I hope it will be in their hearts to forgive us. (TVs weather girl, Frances Wilson)

I have no idea who authorised this barn dance.........

There is no such thing as a "hospital". Hense there can have been no closure. Thankyou gentlemen, now get off the fairway. (TVs weather girl, Frances Wilson)

Hit me there, in the stomach, with that tree......

Softer sounds ideal for out door spliffage adventures in the sun.

Here's some reviews of my podcast by some of my good friends,

I can't say I'm pleased with the outcome but it's certainly a start. And they can start by sticking it up their arses. (TVs weather girl, Frances Wilson)

No I'm not bald you're bald.

This initiative could provide every family in Chedlehulme with seventeen years worth of my breast milk if all goes to plan. (TVs weather girl, Frances Wilson)

It's all to easy to say conscription is the answer but that would make 17 across wrong. (TVs weather girl, Frances Wilson)

Blimey you're right i am bald and so are you.